The Monster Bride
Based on ‘Never the Bride’ by Paul Magrs
Producer: Kevin Wallace Ltd
Book & Lyrics: Brendan Cull
Music: Boris Cezek & Kris Spiteri
Additional Material: Sebastian Sykes
It was two hundred years ago…you probably know the story. Dr Frankenstein created a monster. Then he created another monster, a female monster because the first monster was a bit lonely. But where are they now? I’ve got no idea about the first monster; he’s probably doing a solo show in Vegas. But the female monster – her name is Brenda – she has moved to the seaside town of Whitby in North Yorkshire and opened a B & B in search of a normal life. Little did she know she would have to contend with tall, dark and toothy characters from her past, TV shows investigating paranormal activity, deadly boutiques offering “miracle make-overs” and the estranged wife of Santa Claus himself who will stop at nothing to keep her looks!
With copious pots of spiced tea, fish and chips, bingo and a sprinkling of devil worship maybe Whitby isn’t the sleepy town she once thought…
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Never the Bride
I am in Whitby
A well-known name among the Maltese music industry, Boris is a song writer, musician and music producer. He founded the Doyaya Studios which has made significant contribution to Maltese music including writing and producing Malta’s entry in this years Eurovision Song contest placing 8th and debuting at number 37 in the UK official Top 40. Boris and Kris have been writing music together since 1996 they have created a large catalogue of music together, both instrumental music and music with vocals which is a result of their very strong song writing relationship. Their first musical PORN THE MUSICAL which was first performed at the M.I.T.P Malta in March 2009, at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in August 2009 where it was nominated for Best New Musical and in Theatre 503 London in April 2010 where it won the award for Best New Musical at the Off-West End Awards 2011.
Kris has been studying the piano since a young age. He acquired a B.A. Hons in music studies in 2003, specialising in performance under the direction of Prof. Michael Laus, and also obtained the PGCE degree in Music Education. Kris was commissioned by St James Cavalier to compose seven non-religious pieces inspired by the last seven words of Jesus Christ. He was also one of the Maltese artists chosen to play in the Malta Jazz Festival 2006, performing some of his original works along with the band Noir. In Malta Kris was Musical Director, for a professional production of Hairspray and two pantomimes at Malta’s National Theatre. He was co-creator and Musical Director for all productions of PORN THE MUSICAL
Sebastian studied Literature at the University of Essex (BA ) and trained in theatre at Laine Theatre Arts (Musical Theatre Diploma). His Theatre credits include The Passenger (ENO, London Coliseum) Mamma Mia (International Tour) Monty Python’s Spamalot (Palace Theatre London), Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (UK Tour), Boogie Nights 80’s (UK Tour) Peter Pan (Opera House Manchester) Beauty and the Beast (Beck Theatre Hayes) and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Hawth Theatre Crawley)